FOR SALE: BUY MY DUMP!


Buy My Dump:
By now I suppose you all have seen my Houston investment rental property that had been trashed. Yes it's doing the rounds on various blogs, news sites and forums.


Well I have to sell it.

Basically I was underinsured and my insurer will NOT pay for the tenant damage. I'm pretty jaded by the whole thing but I want to just walk away from it. Problem is it has a mortgage over it so I need it sold. A savvy Houston area investor could pick up a bargain. The place should be worth around $80,000 any figure that would clear my mortgage could very well land you this place. Serious bidders can email me at buymydump@gmail.com for an address, plans, rental figures and repair estimates.

My highest current bidder is sitting at $38,900
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If you haven't keep abreast of the news the short version of the story is that I had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what she found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but I can't find them (I think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-I contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, I gagged non stop. If you're good with a scrubbing brush this could be bargain of the century for you...

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Kolya   
Perth,  Australia

11:15pm on Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 

This is not in Russia. Just look at the writing on the rubbish

The tenant   
Libertyville,  United States

3:38pm on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 

Oh come on it's not that bad, I got a little messy is all. I didn't leave none of my menthols lying round like that, I flushed them in the toilet. I called the super ta come do some shit around the place, but he never did come.

John John   
Location unknown,  

2:24am on Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 

How did you manage to get this place so clean?

DustyThought   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

2:07am on Sunday, November 16th, 2008 

Прикольно! Чувак, не продавай хату, сделай музей. К тебе будут из Голивуда обращаться для проведения съемок.

Judy   
Antwerp,  Belgium

7:25pm on Monday, November 10th, 2008 

Omg ..
This looks very dirty!
I can't believe how people can live in such a .. I don't have words for it. If I whas the seller, First I should clean it!
And omg, 2 dead cats, But he diddnt find them.

Mark Tomaluk   
Genk,  Belgium

5:22pm on Friday, November 7th, 2008 

A rathole is even cleaner!! Only a human poor of mind can live like that, let this be clear.

bart verelst   
Hofstade,  Belgium

11:28am on Friday, November 7th, 2008 

Wat een zielig zootje! Dat mensen toch zo kunnen leven, onbegrijpelijk!

Augutis.;]   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

5:47pm on Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 

Eina nx!

Judge, Lithuania   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

5:48pm on Sunday, October 26th, 2008 

Oh, my God. There was first words when i saw this. But now i realized, that it's just for fun. So take 3 stars for ingenuity :)

Vicki   
Sierra Vista,  United States

3:58pm on Thursday, October 23rd, 2008 

Don't laugh or scoff. I had a rental property a few years back that cost over $3K to clean up and get rentable again. The tenant was a Chiropractor. Enough said.

arno antwerp, belgium   
Wuustwezel,  Belgium

6:26pm on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

its like irina from london says.
You can better get some cleaners, don't sell, they make it like new and get you're ex-rent to pay.
smerig

Jente Minnebo   
Knokke-heist,  Belgium

2:23pm on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 

vuuuuuuuuuuil.
wie laat zoiets nu toe:s
jakkes

Joe   
Munich,  Germany

4:47pm on Tuesday, October 21st, 2008 

Wow!

fuk miroslav   
Prievidza,  Slovakia

10:44am on Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

zato ze nejaka stara prostitutka zajebe byt tak to ma byt vysledok upadku eu a usa ty debil?

Irina   
London,  United Kingdom

10:07am on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

Why to loose on reselling? Better find cleaners, they'll turn it around, for reasonable price

laura   
Keerbergen,  Belgium

2:29pm on Saturday, October 18th, 2008 

RANZIG

Matrix   
Lenina,  Russian Federation

12:02pm on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

Пипец бля, этож надо так квартиру загадить...

michaela   
Amsterdam,  Netherlands

7:12pm on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 

How the hell you think you can zell something like that! :O. It's not even $100 word it.

Petra   
Pardubice,  Czech Republic

5:21pm on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 

No opravdu krásnej byt - ble...

Lin.   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:49pm on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Oh God. Terrible. ;o

miroslav, Slovakia   
Bratislava,  Slovakia

12:11am on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 

No to je humus, je to hanba zapadnej civilizacie, znak upadku.
Fuck USA, Fuck EU

Lukas   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

3:30pm on Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

As jo taip noriu, taip noriu...

KatrinaRefugee?   
Oak Lawn,  United States

8:14am on Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Funny thing is this has actually been going on in Houston ever since the Katrina storm. See the simalarities to the homes in New Orleans...huummm. Gov is paying the rental tab so they don't care. And for all you PC pricks that have something to say, go down to houston and see what I am talking about.

Gay   
Lubbock,  United States

7:53pm on Saturday, October 11th, 2008 

What the hell?! I think I'm gonna go throw up now...

(by the way, I'm not kidding, that's actually my name)

Lithuania_- Ireland   
Galway,  Ireland

11:47am on Saturday, October 11th, 2008 

I'll take for 28000$

Vaidas   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

5:58am on Saturday, October 11th, 2008 

wow! like my room;D like my mom said:D

Petras Petraitis iš Petraitiškių   
Moletai,  Lithuania

5:39am on Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Gražiausias butas pasaulyje.

kantina   
Korea, Republic Of,  Korea, Republic of

11:56pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

누가 살았는지 궁금하네..

MC   
Cebu,  Philippines

9:07pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008

This is NOT fake, I have seen similar in the US.

MC   
Cebu,  Philippines

8:53pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

As an expatriate American, I can say that this is a microcosm of the culture at large.

Abdul AZIZ   
Tr�laz�,  France

7:25pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

yes in the world the peopel who are dirty but still there are person who like lean the mess. Please give it to me, i will clean it for me.......no problem.

albert   
Haren,  Netherlands

6:05pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

maar je moet ook wel eens stapelgek
en in het zoeen zwijnenstal ingaan-
leven zouden ook dus hoor?
afz albert

Marijampoliete LT   
Marijampole,  Lithuania

3:58pm on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

whaha..Ir mane sis straipnis is ''Savaites'' sudomino..Kokia nevykele motera :D dar + bute 2 kates nustipe :D baugu...

vaidas   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

8:53am on Friday, October 10th, 2008

pzdc butas xD sito buto savininkas isnuomavo ji kazkokiai bobai, o ji nei nuoma mokejo, nei tvarkesi, tj jis nusprende geriau ji parduoti negul sutvarkyti :DD

Eezeke Gent, Belgium   
Brussels,  Belgium

6:00am on Friday, October 10th, 2008

Are you all realy THAT stupid to buy this Shit?? NObody can live like this for real, you need to climb over the pile of stuff. That is just impossible. It's so sad that people actualy believe this AND worse: that they would buy it for a price that is waaaay to high for a place that looks rather small. Get real people. And please: try and translate your comment... Not all of us know how to read/speak russian of spanish. Thx

Christian Alquist   
Saint Albans,  United Kingdom

1:45am on Friday, October 10th, 2008 

Sun, After visiting India, you really have nothing to really say.

I've actually seen worse on Japanese TV

Kate111   
Location unknown,  

11:41pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008

What a dirty bitch. Are those used pads piled up on the bathroom bench?

Aline   
Leuven,  Belgium

7:17pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Jehzuiz q lugar sujo!!
Como eh q essa pessoa conseguiu viver nessa imundicie toda??
Ehka

Ramrod   
Brooklyn,  United States

2:50pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

I love that despite all of the garbage, they managed to buy an Oral-B electric toothbrush.

ACME   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:22pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

HOLY SHIT

pete   
Salo,  Finland

1:54pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Are you sure there's no body hidden under the crap? Did they find the missing woman who rented this?

Joseph Spencer   
New York,  United States

1:06pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Right. If America is in decline, please explain the appearance Manhattan.

Until you backwards, wayward Europeans realize that Manhattan is the pinnacle of civilization and that even your largest cities roughly compare to a small neighborhood in New York, you may continue to express disdain towards Americans, yet American superiority is certain and indubitable and its decline is a fantasy you enjoy to the end that maybe, one day, you may be able to build something half as impressive as only one section of our metropolis.

Plug that into Babelfish and translate it, you idiotic foreigners.

Moletiskiai   
Moletai,  Lithuania

11:00am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

gražut gražutėliai!

DevourLTU   
Telsiai,  Lithuania

10:17am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Nieko sau ir švarumėlis :DD

Tomas, Kietavikes   
Elektrenai,  Lithuania

8:34am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

When i looked the photosi just thinked Noth so bad One day of work and the apartament's will look like new till i came to kitchen foto's everything look'd really bad

ula   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

4:49am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008

siuper, jamam sita sandeliuka

Gerry Hiles, Gawler, Sth Australia   
Adelaide,  Australia

9:50am on Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Looks like my daughter's bedroom a few years back.

No kidding. When she came to live with me she trashed her room and had two cats living in it, which shit on everything.

Sneeze   
Rotterdam,  Netherlands

11:32pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

It looks staged, I don't see any flies, rodents or black mould. Cigarettes are just carefully placed upon the pc-monitor..hmmm

Leisha   
Toowoomba,  Australia

7:42pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

Love the bed!!!

ftk   
Gent,  Belgium

7:38pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

Do You Smell Something


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