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Buy My Dump:
By now I suppose you all have seen my Houston investment rental property that had been trashed. Yes it's doing the rounds on various blogs, news sites and forums.


Well I have to sell it.

Basically I was underinsured and my insurer will NOT pay for the tenant damage. I'm pretty jaded by the whole thing but I want to just walk away from it. Problem is it has a mortgage over it so I need it sold. A savvy Houston area investor could pick up a bargain. The place should be worth around $80,000 any figure that would clear my mortgage could very well land you this place. Serious bidders can email me at buymydump@gmail.com for an address, plans, rental figures and repair estimates.

My highest current bidder is sitting at $38,900
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If you haven't keep abreast of the news the short version of the story is that I had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what she found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but I can't find them (I think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-I contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, I gagged non stop. If you're good with a scrubbing brush this could be bargain of the century for you...

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Энтани ))   
Location unknown,  

9:42pm on Monday, March 8th, 2010

Да это млять какое то хер поймёшь дупло наркомана !

ernis   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

9:18am on Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 

holy shit damn niggas!!!!!!

What the!!   
Las Vegas,  United States

4:17am on Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 

I think you forgot to tell the renter that the trash company does NOT come into the house to collect trash!!

Anonymous   
Mortdale,  Australia

11:03am on Saturday, December 12th, 2009

What the fuck. Man have you tried to catch the cunt who did that? That's fucked up man. You're not talking just cleaning costs here, looks like renovating too.

nowun   
Pearland,  United States

9:36pm on Monday, December 7th, 2009 

To the person who said it was black people living there... the man himself said it was a white woman.

Get your shit straight before you make yourself look stupid.

8bmixns83x   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

5:07am on Friday, December 4th, 2009 

Hi! Ebanij vrot! luxyschkhs rxepjbnjhs!

Jorge Cannabis   
Brazil,  Brazil

6:17pm on Sunday, November 29th, 2009 

AWESOME!!!! I'LL BUY IT!!

Тоха   
Khabarovsk,  Russian Federation

4:07am on Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Да там уборки на x0 мин. Хозяин явно лентяй)))

guo   
Tallinn,  Estonia

1:11pm on Sunday, November 15th, 2009 

wtf?

lol   
Tallinn,  Estonia

7:46am on Saturday, November 14th, 2009 

pigs are clean animals, cleaner than most people think, a x person is in class of its own.

mind ur own buis   
Melbourne,  Australia

11:22pm on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 

who ever the fuck ois bagging black people he or she dnt live in melbourne australia they r so lucky motherfucker waite tell i c u motherfucker

Polina   
Location unknown,  

3:03pm on Monday, November 2nd, 2009

That's disgusting!

FUCKING NASTY!!!!   
Killeen,  United States

12:09pm on Sunday, November 1st, 2009 

How can anyone live like this? I rather buy from someone else. Leave the pigs pin for the pigs!

EncancyHate   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

12:23pm on Saturday, October 10th, 2009 

Отчаяно старался не засмеяться

Thedude   
Location unknown,  

7:59am on Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Niggers used to live in that property. The homeowner should have rented only to humans. Now he is paying the consequences; can't say I feel sorry for the homeowner; He or she should have known better. You live and learn. And also dildos.

jin   
Anonymous Proxy,  Anonymous Proxy

10:27am on Saturday, September 19th, 2009 

I have to agree.

Vagina   
Sarnia,  Canada

10:26am on Saturday, September 19th, 2009 

I'm sure Tayma is right, that'S why you people are so angry at what she said. Get real!

kayna24   
Martinsburg,  United States

5:06pm on Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 

this is to tayma...ur one ignorant ass dirty bitch you belong in a house like that, you dirty racist whore...id like to beat the breaks off yo ass, ur prolly some fat slut who cant get nobody to fuck your stinkin ass. ya need to think next time before ya speak bitch...just be lucky you dont know me ho

Keith07   
United States,  United States

6:00am on Saturday, September 12th, 2009 

I bet WHAT lives there????? Racist ass bitch. Yea that's nasty by the way.

tayma   
Christchurch,  New Zealand

11:07am on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 

i bet niggas live there

Anonymous   
Bellingham,  United States

7:36am on Saturday, August 29th, 2009

My house ius worse 4 real. it smells like someones bad breath, a billion fruit flys everywhere, maggots, rotton food, dirt brown crummy rug, rank dishes, trash, scum. i am dead serious and not joking. God help me.

Brasil   
Curitiba,  Brazil

2:12am on Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 

Para quem não entendeu ele não mora ali, ele tinha o apartamento como investimento e está vendendo... ¬¬ A locatária fez isso.

Don´t sell it, just pay someone to clean it and rent it. Otherwise you´re going to lose a lot of money.

Anonymous   
Maastricht,  Netherlands

5:42pm on Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

wtf ik zou me vermoorden als ik hier woonde die man zouden ze moeten opsluiten

gdayall   
Dhaka,  Bangladesh

4:05am on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 

O
M
F
G
HOW DO U LIVE LIKE THIS????????????

ea8ub2egn7   
Location unknown,  

1:53am on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 

Hi! Ebanij vrot! bxutmtzxkx eibtz8oj2g!

shelly   
Brooklyn,  United States

5:07am on Friday, July 31st, 2009

holy shit!!! i have never seen anything so disgusting in my whole life!!! condemn that place please!!

Tynia & Josh   
Paris,  United States

2:22pm on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 

Oh my....>.>

fucking   
Almere,  Netherlands

9:26am on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

omgfg, thats my house!!!

Obdivovatel Rosti Hedvicka   
Oslo,  Norway

1:15pm on Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 

Americane maji osobity styl bydleni a co ma byt? Cistota a poradek nejsou podstatne. Dulezite je,ze se v USA nemluvi cesky. At zije Rostislav Hedvicek z Kojetina! Cesi ho udelaji svym kralem na Hrade. A dcera Martina Hedvicek bude moravska princezna. K tomu nam dopomahej Buh (ten take nemluvi cesky).

Jiri Novak   
Chicago,  United States

11:03am on Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 

Cha,chaaaaa!
To jsou ti Americani :-)
Vskutku nobl zpusoby bydleni Made in USA.
Kurwa,Rosta "Ross" Hedvicek z toho nebude poteseny...
A to me tesi!

ded   
Bow,  United States

5:03pm on Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 

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Uknown ID/ISP   
Seattle,  United States

11:01am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Now that we have the Ghetto Experiance added to the science fair..., what about the dead fealine exhibit... mighty interesting.... so poised but naturally dead....

i dont know anyone that would by a dump like that and pay you for the experiance of barf....

kevin isaacs   
Collinsville,  United States

12:50pm on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009 

has that homey lived in look.

Kevin JB   
Galax,  United States

11:14am on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 

I now know I am not alone! I had a tenant that was EXACTLY the same way! (Scotty A) And he had a child in there with him! Child Protective services didn't do a thing that I am aware of.

Chris Isaacs   
Galax,  United States

3:39am on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 

I think this must be my ex-girlfriend Denise's place!

sup   
Kenner,  United States

9:43am on Sunday, March 15th, 2009 

at least he ironed his clothes.

Pharm63   
Frankfurt Am Main,  Germany

11:19am on Friday, March 13th, 2009 

Very nice site!

Ripped Van Winker   
Elizabeth,  United States

3:41pm on Thursday, March 5th, 2009

fIRST OF ALL, THE bathroom need to ripped out. Why can't you clean it and sell it? No one will clean it unless you pay them. Demmo the bath tub, toilet, sink ect.

phy$$$ikal$$$uffering   
Santa Clara,  United States

2:50pm on Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 

thats horrable. I'm no Martha Stewart myselft but this is unreal. Maybe a sinkhole leading to a lava reserve will open up under this place and swallow it.

Derrick   
Tracyton,  United States

11:49pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009 

If someone actually buys this, I'm buying stock in the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers...

Kelvin Li   
Richmond,  Canada

1:32am on Saturday, February 21st, 2009 

HOLY CRAP THATS THE WORST PLACE EVER, BUT WAS THAT BROWN STUFF SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BATHROOM?

WEON COCHINO!!!!!   
Santiago,  Chile

4:30am on Thursday, February 5th, 2009 

WEON COCHINO WN LA CAGÓOOOOO!!!!

ESTE WN ESTÁ PEOR QUE LA PLAYA DE CARTAGENAAAA

LA WEA RANCIAAAAAA

DE SEGURO CAGARÁ EN ESE BALDE...

desperate_housewife   
Salem,  United States

1:34pm on Monday, February 2nd, 2009 

I had to hold my nose whilst looking at those pictures!

Robert Fox   
Barcelona,  Spain

3:04pm on Saturday, January 31st, 2009 

OH MY GOD

Toni Parasite   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

8:26pm on Thursday, January 15th, 2009 

I'LL TAKE IT! :D

Bojangles   
Huntersville,  United States

6:26am on Monday, January 12th, 2009 

Clean your Fucking House oh my God!@

WALALA   
Deer Park,  United States

5:28am on Sunday, January 11th, 2009 

SE PARECE A MI CASA

sangue   
Bacolod,  Philippines

9:30pm on Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 

orry seeing the bathroom just took the cake. i dry heaved several times over.

James MOFO Stone   
Newcastle Upon Tyne,  United Kingdom

10:03pm on Monday, December 29th, 2008 

You son of a bitch!
Could get a badass investment on this bad boy

scheng   
Sydney,  Australia

8:51pm on Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 

Just rise above it and focus on the real you.


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