FOR SALE: BUY MY DUMP!


Buy My Dump:
By now I suppose you all have seen my Houston investment rental property that had been trashed. Yes it's doing the rounds on various blogs, news sites and forums.


Well I have to sell it.

Basically I was underinsured and my insurer will NOT pay for the tenant damage. I'm pretty jaded by the whole thing but I want to just walk away from it. Problem is it has a mortgage over it so I need it sold. A savvy Houston area investor could pick up a bargain. The place should be worth around $80,000 any figure that would clear my mortgage could very well land you this place. Serious bidders can email me at buymydump@gmail.com for an address, plans, rental figures and repair estimates.

My highest current bidder is sitting at $38,900
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If you haven't keep abreast of the news the short version of the story is that I had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what she found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but I can't find them (I think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-I contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, I gagged non stop. If you're good with a scrubbing brush this could be bargain of the century for you...

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Tynia & Josh   
Paris,  United States

2:22pm on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 

Oh my....>.>

fucking   
Almere,  Netherlands

9:26am on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

omgfg, thats my house!!!

Obdivovatel Rosti Hedvicka   
Oslo,  Norway

1:15pm on Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 

Americane maji osobity styl bydleni a co ma byt? Cistota a poradek nejsou podstatne. Dulezite je,ze se v USA nemluvi cesky. At zije Rostislav Hedvicek z Kojetina! Cesi ho udelaji svym kralem na Hrade. A dcera Martina Hedvicek bude moravska princezna. K tomu nam dopomahej Buh (ten take nemluvi cesky).

Jiri Novak   
Chicago,  United States

11:03am on Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 

Cha,chaaaaa!
To jsou ti Americani :-)
Vskutku nobl zpusoby bydleni Made in USA.
Kurwa,Rosta "Ross" Hedvicek z toho nebude poteseny...
A to me tesi!

ded   
Bow,  United States

5:03pm on Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 

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Uknown ID/ISP   
Seattle,  United States

11:01am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Now that we have the Ghetto Experiance added to the science fair..., what about the dead fealine exhibit... mighty interesting.... so poised but naturally dead....

i dont know anyone that would by a dump like that and pay you for the experiance of barf....

kevin isaacs   
Collinsville,  United States

12:50pm on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009 

has that homey lived in look.

Kevin JB   
Galax,  United States

11:14am on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 

I now know I am not alone! I had a tenant that was EXACTLY the same way! (Scotty A) And he had a child in there with him! Child Protective services didn't do a thing that I am aware of.

Chris Isaacs   
Galax,  United States

3:39am on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 

I think this must be my ex-girlfriend Denise's place!

sup   
Kenner,  United States

9:43am on Sunday, March 15th, 2009 

at least he ironed his clothes.

Pharm63   
Frankfurt Am Main,  Germany

11:19am on Friday, March 13th, 2009 

Very nice site!

Ripped Van Winker   
Elizabeth,  United States

3:41pm on Thursday, March 5th, 2009

fIRST OF ALL, THE bathroom need to ripped out. Why can't you clean it and sell it? No one will clean it unless you pay them. Demmo the bath tub, toilet, sink ect.

phy$$$ikal$$$uffering   
Santa Clara,  United States

2:50pm on Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 

thats horrable. I'm no Martha Stewart myselft but this is unreal. Maybe a sinkhole leading to a lava reserve will open up under this place and swallow it.

Derrick   
Tracyton,  United States

11:49pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009 

If someone actually buys this, I'm buying stock in the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers...

Kelvin Li   
Richmond,  Canada

1:32am on Saturday, February 21st, 2009 

HOLY CRAP THATS THE WORST PLACE EVER, BUT WAS THAT BROWN STUFF SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BATHROOM?

WEON COCHINO!!!!!   
Santiago,  Chile

4:30am on Thursday, February 5th, 2009 

WEON COCHINO WN LA CAGÓOOOOO!!!!

ESTE WN ESTÁ PEOR QUE LA PLAYA DE CARTAGENAAAA

LA WEA RANCIAAAAAA

DE SEGURO CAGARÁ EN ESE BALDE...

desperate_housewife   
Salem,  United States

1:34pm on Monday, February 2nd, 2009 

I had to hold my nose whilst looking at those pictures!

Robert Fox   
Barcelona,  Spain

3:04pm on Saturday, January 31st, 2009 

OH MY GOD

Toni Parasite   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

8:26pm on Thursday, January 15th, 2009 

I'LL TAKE IT! :D

Bojangles   
Huntersville,  United States

6:26am on Monday, January 12th, 2009 

Clean your Fucking House oh my God!@

WALALA   
Deer Park,  United States

5:28am on Sunday, January 11th, 2009 

SE PARECE A MI CASA

sangue   
Bacolod,  Philippines

9:30pm on Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 

orry seeing the bathroom just took the cake. i dry heaved several times over.

James MOFO Stone   
Newcastle Upon Tyne,  United Kingdom

10:03pm on Monday, December 29th, 2008 

You son of a bitch!
Could get a badass investment on this bad boy

scheng   
Sydney,  Australia

8:51pm on Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 

Just rise above it and focus on the real you.

Talgat (Kazakhstan)   
Almaty,  Kazakhstan

9:55am on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 

Просто нет слов. Вот свиньи эти янки...

daSink   
Location unknown,  

8:35am on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 

ахуеть дайте 2 :)

Anonymous   
G�ttingen,  Germany

10:30am on Sunday, December 21st, 2008

what a fucking mess!!!

CraZex   
Vladivostok,  Russian Federation

5:49am on Friday, December 19th, 2008 

Обычный бомжатник... хуле.. в любой общаге ещё жоще будет... До русских далеко...

Galina   
Philadelphia,  United States

4:20pm on Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I checked the real estate in this area , you can find very cheap and disent appartment for less then 40k
Razvodjat...

Алексей   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

12:52pm on Thursday, December 18th, 2008 

Американцы пендосы недоразвитые

Lakkoste   
Toronto,  Canada

11:20pm on Thursday, December 11th, 2008 

Tam esli pokopat to i jmurki naiti mojno, on tam uje navernoe tak zgnil shto perimeshalsya s tryapkami, solfetkami i so vsyakim dermom

Justas   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:26pm on Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Nu ir kodel gi nenupirkus uz 39 stukas?! Pora vakaru ir butas blizga. O kaina maza.

Kolya   
Perth,  Australia

11:15pm on Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 

This is not in Russia. Just look at the writing on the rubbish

The tenant   
Libertyville,  United States

3:38pm on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 

Oh come on it's not that bad, I got a little messy is all. I didn't leave none of my menthols lying round like that, I flushed them in the toilet. I called the super ta come do some shit around the place, but he never did come.

John John   
Location unknown,  

2:24am on Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 

How did you manage to get this place so clean?

DustyThought   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

2:07am on Sunday, November 16th, 2008 

Прикольно! Чувак, не продавай хату, сделай музей. К тебе будут из Голивуда обращаться для проведения съемок.

Judy   
Antwerp,  Belgium

7:25pm on Monday, November 10th, 2008 

Omg ..
This looks very dirty!
I can't believe how people can live in such a .. I don't have words for it. If I whas the seller, First I should clean it!
And omg, 2 dead cats, But he diddnt find them.

Mark Tomaluk   
Genk,  Belgium

5:22pm on Friday, November 7th, 2008 

A rathole is even cleaner!! Only a human poor of mind can live like that, let this be clear.

bart verelst   
Hofstade,  Belgium

11:28am on Friday, November 7th, 2008 

Wat een zielig zootje! Dat mensen toch zo kunnen leven, onbegrijpelijk!

Augutis.;]   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

5:47pm on Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 

Eina nx!

Judge, Lithuania   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

5:48pm on Sunday, October 26th, 2008 

Oh, my God. There was first words when i saw this. But now i realized, that it's just for fun. So take 3 stars for ingenuity :)

Vicki   
Sierra Vista,  United States

3:58pm on Thursday, October 23rd, 2008 

Don't laugh or scoff. I had a rental property a few years back that cost over $3K to clean up and get rentable again. The tenant was a Chiropractor. Enough said.

arno antwerp, belgium   
Wuustwezel,  Belgium

6:26pm on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

its like irina from london says.
You can better get some cleaners, don't sell, they make it like new and get you're ex-rent to pay.
smerig

Jente Minnebo   
Knokke-heist,  Belgium

2:23pm on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 

vuuuuuuuuuuil.
wie laat zoiets nu toe:s
jakkes

Joe   
Munich,  Germany

4:47pm on Tuesday, October 21st, 2008 

Wow!

fuk miroslav   
Prievidza,  Slovakia

10:44am on Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

zato ze nejaka stara prostitutka zajebe byt tak to ma byt vysledok upadku eu a usa ty debil?

Irina   
London,  United Kingdom

10:07am on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

Why to loose on reselling? Better find cleaners, they'll turn it around, for reasonable price

laura   
Keerbergen,  Belgium

2:29pm on Saturday, October 18th, 2008 

RANZIG

Matrix   
Lenina,  Russian Federation

12:02pm on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

Пипец бля, этож надо так квартиру загадить...

michaela   
Amsterdam,  Netherlands

7:12pm on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 

How the hell you think you can zell something like that! :O. It's not even $100 word it.


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