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Buy My Dump:
By now I suppose you all have seen my Houston investment rental property that had been trashed. Yes it's doing the rounds on various blogs, news sites and forums.


Well I have to sell it.

Basically I was underinsured and my insurer will NOT pay for the tenant damage. I'm pretty jaded by the whole thing but I want to just walk away from it. Problem is it has a mortgage over it so I need it sold. A savvy Houston area investor could pick up a bargain. The place should be worth around $80,000 any figure that would clear my mortgage could very well land you this place. Serious bidders can email me at buymydump@gmail.com for an address, plans, rental figures and repair estimates.

My highest current bidder is sitting at $38,900
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If you haven't keep abreast of the news the short version of the story is that I had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what she found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but I can't find them (I think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-I contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, I gagged non stop. If you're good with a scrubbing brush this could be bargain of the century for you...



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Comments to date: 475. Page 3 of 10. Average Rating:

Aline   
Leuven,  Belgium

7:17pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Jehzuiz q lugar sujo!!
Como eh q essa pessoa conseguiu viver nessa imundicie toda??
Ehka

Ramrod   
Brooklyn,  United States

2:50pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

I love that despite all of the garbage, they managed to buy an Oral-B electric toothbrush.

ACME   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:22pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

HOLY SHIT

pete   
Salo,  Finland

1:54pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Are you sure there's no body hidden under the crap? Did they find the missing woman who rented this?

Joseph Spencer   
New York,  United States

1:06pm on Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Right. If America is in decline, please explain the appearance Manhattan.

Until you backwards, wayward Europeans realize that Manhattan is the pinnacle of civilization and that even your largest cities roughly compare to a small neighborhood in New York, you may continue to express disdain towards Americans, yet American superiority is certain and indubitable and its decline is a fantasy you enjoy to the end that maybe, one day, you may be able to build something half as impressive as only one section of our metropolis.

Plug that into Babelfish and translate it, you idiotic foreigners.

Moletiskiai   
Moletai,  Lithuania

11:00am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

gražut gražutėliai!

DevourLTU   
Telsiai,  Lithuania

10:17am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

Nieko sau ir švarumėlis :DD

Tomas, Kietavikes   
Elektrenai,  Lithuania

8:34am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

When i looked the photosi just thinked Noth so bad One day of work and the apartament's will look like new till i came to kitchen foto's everything look'd really bad

ula   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

4:49am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008

siuper, jamam sita sandeliuka

Gerry Hiles, Gawler, Sth Australia   
Adelaide,  Australia

9:50am on Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Looks like my daughter's bedroom a few years back.

No kidding. When she came to live with me she trashed her room and had two cats living in it, which shit on everything.

Sneeze   
Rotterdam,  Netherlands

11:32pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

It looks staged, I don't see any flies, rodents or black mould. Cigarettes are just carefully placed upon the pc-monitor..hmmm

Leisha   
Toowoomba,  Australia

7:42pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

Love the bed!!!

ftk   
Gent,  Belgium

7:38pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

Do You Smell Something

joco2k   
Sebring,  United States

5:29pm on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Hello!? At least some of us out here "get it" ..... the publisher of this page is laughing his head off!! How many gullible idiots are there in the world? This is a FRAUD! Now would you be intrested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?

Giedrius   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

8:55am on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

holly crap!!!! :00000

RENU , INDIA   
Bombay,  India

5:40am on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

what a shit,impossible to clean up

Vincent   
Zingem,  Belgium

3:55am on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

WTF??!!

John   
Houston,  United States

2:06am on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 

THIS IS A HOAX. I DO LIVE IN HOUSTON THE REAL PRICE FOR THIS PLACE WOULD NOT BE MORE THAN $25,000 no matter the area.
THE PRICE IS TOO HIGH and UNREAL GOOD JOKE

Karla and Carly   
Perth,  Australia

9:54pm on Monday, October 6th, 2008 

We think that is soooo disgusting.....I couldn't live like that!!!!!!! They probally only clean it for special events or they might not clean it at all.....i cant believe the ironing bored was out!!!!!!!!!!!!!It looks like it has never been used.....LOL

leo   
Sevilla,  Spain

11:31am on Monday, October 6th, 2008

vaja mierda tiene la casa colega

Ievgen, Ukraine   
Kharkov,  Ukraine

3:21am on Monday, October 6th, 2008 

I think, the owner just want publicity and nothing else.

kayla   
Canada,  Canada

10:10pm on Sunday, October 5th, 2008

OHHH MYYY GODDD
how can anyone live in this place? I nearly threw up at the sight of the bathroom! yuck!

mexican   
Lausanne,  Switzerland

6:12pm on Sunday, October 5th, 2008 

At last the americans are going to fall for the rise of third would countries . The thinking of this one woman symbolises the thinking and manner of acting of the ectire nation ....They do not have culture....

JJ   
Glendale,  United States

1:40am on Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Rent a dumpster and get rid of everything. Replace the carpet and flooring in the bathroom. Repaint and pay a cleaning service to scrub the home down. It will cost you less then 10,000 and your apartment will be like it was before. You should still see a return if it really is going for $80,000.

Hamster   
Esbjerg,  Denmark

5:10pm on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 

OMFG!!!!!
How would it be possible to live there???? I can't even imagien the SMELL in that apartment!!!!! 8-[

Xeon2K   
Novosibirsk,  Russian Federation

1:18pm on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 

Дааа... Телка свинья редкостная. Не повезет её будущему мужу. Хотя какой к черту муж - любой парень её нахер пошлет через 2 дня после знакомства.

Ричард   
Izhevsk,  Russian Federation

10:37am on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 

ебануцца

Ky6ik   
Odessa,  Ukraine

10:02am on Saturday, October 4th, 2008

омг. мы все умрём в такои свалке если не зделаем мир чище!!

вох.ру - зе бест!

Krisi   
Greve,  Denmark

7:33am on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 

Gosh...I hope cats are alive! Ran away or something. The woman is crazy shit. Good luck finding husband lol.

saulens   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

6:07pm on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

very nice

butterfly   
Appelscha,  Netherlands

2:52pm on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

did you sell it already????

Morticianna Tongeren Belgium   
Gent,  Belgium

10:23am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

How could you live in that sh*thole ????

TC ID 38465   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

9:30am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

Well, the view isn't all bad

PDV   
Kharkov,  Ukraine

7:39am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

Охренеть....

grigoshka   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

6:13am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Nice view :)

sumanto   
Anonymous Proxy,  Anonymous Proxy

5:27am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

Cool..

Ronny   
Liedekerke,  Belgium

3:42am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

Nice try...eat the shit

Jonas Belgium   
Maldegem,  Belgium

1:36am on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 

if you'd spend maybe 2000 dollars it would be like a new place, but people would pay a lot more for your place:)

Werner   
Antwerp,  Belgium

8:37pm on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

Sad... that it's so far away cause I would gladly buy this. Rent a garbage container, take two days to clean out the mess, two days to renovate the bathroom and another two days to repaint and recarpet this place. One week and about 3000 dollar later it's ready to let or sell. This is an excellent chance for someone with a bit of vision and a pair of working hands.

Joco   
Sebring,  United States

6:01pm on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

When I looked at this a second time, I'll have to agree with one of the other observers: Look at all the walls - they're spotless!
Does that tell you anything?! You know, just like our government in the US. The "Establishment Party" - One World Order - democratic fraud.

mloren   
Mesa,  United States

5:14pm on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

OMG....Where would you walk? How did she get out of bed? Just roll over the trash and look for a clear spot. This has to be a hoax/setup.

Joco   
Wauchula,  United States

2:31pm on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Awesome! - reminds me of my Ex!
So naustalgic........how could I forget?!

Elssiiee!!   
Bussum,  Netherlands

11:05am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

WTF! Wat een bende!!!
Het is maar waar je van houdt en in kan leven..
Neem aan dat ze geen visite kreeg? Altans paar zwijnen dan..

Ik gaf dr nog geen 1 euro cent voor!

Randell   
Boston,  United States

9:29am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

The Army does not have the F-22. The Air Force owns the F-22. As for this place, I wouldn't spend a single penny on this.

MrE. from Belgium   
Antwerpen,  Belgium

9:20am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

It's better to follow your money's tracks on eurobilltracker dot com than buying this place :D.

sunny   
Bombay,  India

4:47am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

America financially is worst then this mess,may be F22 Raptor will help to clean up this mess,but pilot has to be very well trained,and army will spend few trillions on pilot to be no 1 sweeper

sun   
Bombay,  India

4:28am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

its shows USA has become mess now,expect more

tatanaka   
Santa Fe,  United States

3:59am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

what a burger!

Roma from Russia   
Yekaterinburg,  Russian Federation

3:31am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Fuck!!!

ебать хачей в рот и в ж   
Location unknown,  

2:24am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 

смерть хачам, идите нахуй из России!


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