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Buy My Dump:
By now I suppose you all have seen my Houston investment rental property that had been trashed. Yes it's doing the rounds on various blogs, news sites and forums.


Well I have to sell it.

Basically I was underinsured and my insurer will NOT pay for the tenant damage. I'm pretty jaded by the whole thing but I want to just walk away from it. Problem is it has a mortgage over it so I need it sold. A savvy Houston area investor could pick up a bargain. The place should be worth around $80,000 any figure that would clear my mortgage could very well land you this place. Serious bidders can email me at buymydump@gmail.com for an address, plans, rental figures and repair estimates.

My highest current bidder is sitting at $38,900
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If you haven't keep abreast of the news the short version of the story is that I had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what she found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but I can't find them (I think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-I contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, I gagged non stop. If you're good with a scrubbing brush this could be bargain of the century for you...



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Comments to date: 475. Page 6 of 10. Average Rating:

ZELIM   
Strasbourg,  France

7:01am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

MERD

vseslav   
Odessa,  Ukraine

6:46am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

да хрен он продаст эту хату меньше чем за 70 косарей
ну так засрать это умудрится надо

bacyla   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

6:37am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

super

Ayrtonas   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

6:25am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Puikus isvystitos civilizacijos lopsys.:):):

severvar   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

6:16am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Да е мое! всевото! пару стаканчиков и коробок из под питци!) полдня возни! дисконт 40 штук! бывало и хуже

assernew   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

6:15am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Looks decent enough maybe GW Bush can retire here, his new residence, lol.

Лелик   
Europe,  Europe

6:14am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Ахуеть! дайте две!

Waku3   
Toulouse,  France

6:05am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Stupid ass who sells this i think he lived there himself and try to sell something fake like this well good luck and it's sad to see that people believe this GET A LIFE looser...

Erwin   
Hoboken,  Belgium

6:03am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

For the new owners. Here in Belgium we got Sien & Maria. A clean house in 30 minutes. Just contact VTM!!!

Johnno, Broager. Danmark   
Broager,  Denmark

6:02am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

if seeing is believing then this takes the cake and if my nose was on the job i'd know if it was a fake!!!!

cindy   
Haasdonk,  Belgium

5:57am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

1€

rustam   
Corona,  United States

5:50am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

A chto amerikanci? Oni eyo kupyat za 40 000 dollarov naymut meksikanca ubratsya za 1000 dollarov i potom prodadut za 80 000 dollarov 40 000 baksov za mesyac ne prosto sdelat.
A vi govorite glupie amerikanci.


HEy people buy this crib for 40 grand get some mexican to clean this shit up. And sell for 80 000
thats 40 000 bucks right there.

Katleen, Belgium   
Brussels,  Belgium

5:37am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Who wants now this way pays to live. Hygiene does not have the owner certain!!!
Even for free I don't want the apartment!!

Anatoly   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

5:35am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Вот жопа! Здесь тока талибы это говно разтащат...

manc trg lt   
Taurage,  Lithuania

5:21am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

vienas is nuostabesniu butu, kuriuos man teko matyti... pries kazkiek metu pazystamas pirko buta, siuksles vezem su ZILu ir vos ne su dujokaukemis buvome... bet cia tai tikrai sauniau:)

Василий   
Baku,  Azerbaijan

5:07am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Бляяя, и ведь еще какой-то долбоеб эту хату купит... америкосы, ёпт...))))

OLIGARH   
Saint Petersburg,  Russian Federation

4:58am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

...Американцы...)

Nick   
Bangkok,  Thailand

4:57am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Looks terrible

Rome   
Voronezh,  Russian Federation

4:47am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Зачетно!

jolanta   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

4:40am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

It's a about bad feng shui of the appartment:))) See what happens when the you choose a spiritually bad place to live:)

Mickey   
Schilde,  Belgium

4:22am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Usually they find the corpse also in that kind of dumps...
Hey man get a company to clean up and get on...this must be fake yes ?

aam   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

4:15am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Да уж, посмотреть бы фотки той что жила...

Uitlaatcommentator   
Brugge,  Belgium

3:52am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Een stap te ver van Sien & Maria's marketingteam.

Arthur   
Canberra,  Australia

3:41am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Well done Mate, may be you can get to sell it. After all it will be well remembered apartment and at a higher price than you would otherwise get!

Good marketing. It may work here as well. Need to talk to my vendors.

CygNuS   
Brugge,  Belgium

3:40am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

As many have already stated, this is probably fake. The walls would defenitely not have looked that clean if it were real. Why in the world anyone would stage this is beyond me though! World popularity? Success!

Mike   
Blagoveshchensk,  Russian Federation

3:39am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Ахуеть! Давай фото этой чушки!
Хотя пиндосы все свиньи...

Eva Australia   
Perth,  Australia

3:37am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

wow the bathroom...i hope who ever was bleeding to death survived

Merlyn   
New Delhi,  India

3:29am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

One question: who is this bidder!

jet-cat   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

3:27am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

crazy guy - who gona pay 40K $ for this peace of shit? Like someone said - only napalm can help to clean up this mess.

Xenon   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

3:17am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

И подпись: "Равшан и Джамшут"!

Anonymous   
Saint Petersburg,  Russian Federation

3:13am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

А пиzzdецц какой. Неужто азеры до амэрики добрались?? :)))

hihi   
Location unknown,  

3:11am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Waar zijn Sien en Maria als ge ze nodig hebt??

Ine   
Mortsel,  Belgium

3:10am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

This is just insane...
No other words for it!
I just wonder how the guy looks..

1e0   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

3:05am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

пиздей нахуй! блять! это что за пизда здесь жила?

Mark   
Genk,  Belgium

2:58am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Total disbelief!! How the fuck can someone be soooooooooo fucking nasty!!! Dude, I think the only way you going to get this sold is if you strip the whole appartment down to the bare concrete, rip everything out, leave nothing behind, and also desinfect and spray the whole place in inpregnate it into the concrete and you might be able to sell it...... You should post the tenants picture so everyone would be aware of this bitch! Even having a relationship with a bitch like this is HELL on earth!!

So dude: strip the fucking shithole, throw everything out, desinfect the place, and then try to ... read more »

LC   
Sydney,  Australia

2:44am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

GOOD GRIEF....

Inga, Klaipeda, Lithuania   
Siauliai,  Lithuania

2:42am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Kosmaras :( ypac slykstu tualete ....

Monika Vilnius, Lithuania   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:32am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Cia tai geras, net nupurte:)

Mike   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

2:23am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Очень смахивает на подтасовку...

Gedas   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:23am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

This flat like the Romany area in Lithuania...

guru   
Vilnius,  Lithuania

2:23am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

well i think there is everything impregnated with that smell :) napalm could help to desinfect :)
good luck

Arnold   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

2:13am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

ICE !!!

alex   
Boechout,  Belgium

2:08am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

why didn't you put a photo of the guy who was hiring this place with it???? Make him pay for it.
That's why there are contracts for. AMERIKANEN ZIJN HET ACHTERLIJKSTE VOLK VAN DE HELE PLANEET!!!!

John   
Duncan,  Canada

1:55am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Looks like a perfect investment property. Rich asians love dumpy shit holes. It's a perfect flip in this hot real estate market.

temer   
Paterson,  United States

1:49am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

da uj eto koshmar... no eto amerike,i po huje mojno uvidet)))

tron-2r   
Oostkamp,  Belgium

1:48am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

Teveel WOW ?

Tony   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

1:44am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

this is just sad :(

km   
Perth,  Australia

1:43am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

How sad. Instead of wasting you time and effort posting pics of it online why don't you work on fixing the problem!

Alex   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

1:25am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Да уж, посрали так посрали...

Ray   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

1:23am on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 

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